NASA Luna Electric Rover

Posted on 21. Mar, 2010 by admin in Other

NASA Lunar Electric Rover Simulator (LER) (v1.0): “You don’t need a drivers license, but you still need to buckle up”

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We’d like to see: It’s listed under ‘Games’, so we would we like to see, ummmm, a game!

AppVader Quotable Quote: “This is Ground Control to NASA…FAIL”

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The Words

‘You still need to buckle up’, not from going too fast or excitement but because utter boredom may mean your brain decides ‘What’s the point?!’ and sets your internal organs on self-destruct mode, leading to a driverless module roaming aimlessly over the moon station before hitting a building and causing a chain reaction of explosions thats set the moon off its rotation and on an all destroying collision course with earth.

You drive a lunar module that sounds like a 1^st generation steam engine with mechanical FAIL around a map to park FAIL the module. At each FAIL you see what FAIL each part of a FAIL moon station FAIL would FAIL do FAIL FAIL FAIL… please NASA, if you’re reading this I know you have budget constraints, missions are suppose to be cheaper in these difficult time, but really? This it it? The best minds in the world work at NASA and this is the best you could come up with? Please redeem yourself by flying something cool into the moon again.